Turkey Pick-up lines.....OMG!

"Are those breasts real?"
"Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?"
"Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?"
"Fancy a pluck?"
"I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it's time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker."
"It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin'."
"Aren't you tired of being cooped up here?"
"Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?"
"PLEEEAAASSSEEE!! I'm honestly gonna die Thursday!"
And the best turkey pick up line is !!

"Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?"

Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but aren't

"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Just reach in and grab the giblets."
"Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
"I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
"Talk about a HUGE breast!"
"And he forces his way into the end zone!"
"She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
"It's cool whip time!"
"If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
and the best one that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .

"It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."